How to quiet a rooster?

So you want to keep a rooster in your house but you have trouble with his noise COCKADOODLEDOOs??

Dont worry. your neighbors wont bother you anymore. I have the solution. 

There are many ways to quiet a rooster.

1- To put some oil on the entrance of his ass 😄

2- To put a necklaces on his neck and fit it to prevent deep breathing

3- to fill his arround with corks and make an acostic room for him.

4- But the most effective way is to place him in front of a mirror. The rooster, by watching himself as another rooster, will be affraid or try to keep a warrior guard, so wont concentrate on making noises anymore. Trust me it will work.